rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

we should go back to that food pyramid that was like ‘you should eat half a loaf of bread every day.’ i was good at that one

eleven year old me on my third serving of spaghetti like 'I’m so fucking healthy right now’

prontaentrega:

fighting for my life trying to find my wired headphones g spot so they play music in both ears

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mysharona1987:

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spookycandle:

txttletale:

biggaybunny:

Hello I am generic city builder game. You must power your city somehow– what’s that? You want to use nuclear power? Okay, but, nuclear power is unstable, resource-consuming, and polluting. This is definitely how nuclear power works. Also there is no safe way to deal with nuclear waste, definitely not, which by the way is definitely canisters of glowing green goo that get produced by the truckload every day. Now why don’t you use hydroelectric, which definitely has no environmental impact whatsoever, or maybe wind and solar, which are definitely cheap, plentiful, and universal solutions. I am a good game.

uh oh! looks like the Crime Number is going up because there aren’t enough cops. better build more police stations!

what’s that? you want to place buildings NOT attached to a road? are you fucking insane?

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fallingtowers:

skarchomp:

fallingtowers:

tumblr is actually the least usable social media because its userbase is 99% people who need to be the smartest person in the room at all times, which leads to a phenomenon i call “no-anding,” where people are only able to engage with a joke post by being like “ummmm actually op [smugly attempts to refute the premise of the joke for some reason] 😏”

yeah sure if you hang out on the wrong parts of it 😏

i’m going to block and kill you both, not necessarily in that order

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loving-n0t-heyting:

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creekfiend:

creekfiend:

oh my god this New Yorker article about the Titan holy fucking shit fuck???

The Titan Submersible Was “An Accident Waiting to Happen”

Interviews and e-mails with expedition leaders and employees reveal how OceanGate ignored desperate warnings from inside and outside the com

The New Yorker

Some notes: 1. the electrical system was designed by engineering undergrads who were working as interns. 2. because it is illegal to take passengers on an unclassed experimental submersible, they called the passengers “mission specialists” & instead of buying tickets they made donations. 3. the satellite beacon was held onto the outside of the sub with zip ties. 4. when Lochridge (the whistleblower) quit, Stockton Rush asked HIS FINANCE DIRECTOR if she wanted to be the pilot and she was like “sir I am an accountant” and the experience of having her boss ask his accountant to be the pilot made her so freaked out that she ALSO quit the company 5. the carbon fiber used to make the hull was bought from a deep discount from Boeing because it was past its expiry date for use in airplanes

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

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tiktaalic:

Average post replier on tumblr dot com

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a4pages:

thunderpibb:

niedopalek:

commandergoretusk:

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:

Can you believe this shit

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

9/11 for white women

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